congragulation: WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year omg LMAO
cryingjessepinkman: you know who’s cute? you you’re cute
27sb: tasnimsmentalroadtrip: I talk about things so vaguely that I bore people into oblivion. If only I could give them a glimpse into my mind. Then they would know, and surely, they wouldn’t be bored. so on point..
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
You want me to be a tragic backdrop so that you can appear to be illuminated, so...– Warsan Shire (via solunars)
assiest: ‘you have acute hepatitis’ no you have a cute hepatitis *winks at doctor*
Being told I was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now I have a complex and question my entire existence when I dont excel at something right away
northernfrownpour: some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
a-ckleholic: gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
angwomon: before you have sex with me you have to earn it take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
andrewjasonjihad: I want to quit my life.
lnnea: Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no
knarlandahedgehog: “it’s just a phase,” I whisper as my cells divide
me: bumps into mannequin in a shop
Love may be blind, but there is something else about love that people don’t like...– My dad (via thatisntverychanel)
pythons: 90% of the time i share something personal and really secretive about myself with someone, they end up disappearing from my life and then every time i see them again i feel like they’re just seeing through me and it’s the worst feeling ever and SIGH IT JUST MAKES ME NOT WANNA SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN, YA FEEL ME?? ? ???